Funnies

B's friend: Do you know what my shirt says?  It says, "Bad to the Bone"!!!
B: Oh. That's really sad.

[After telling L she has a doctor's appointment coming up]
L exuberantly:  Am I going to get shots?
Me: Yes.
L: Yay!  I get bandaids!!

This week D & I voted.  B has used the word "gloat" and "vote" interchangeably.  B told our friends, "my daddy is gloating today!"

After explaining to B about presidential elections, we asked him, "Who do you think would be the best President?
B: Ummm...Jesus.  Jesus for President.

I teach Sunday School to 6-year-old children.  We were talking about reverence and I asked, "why do you close your eyes during prayers?"  One little girl said, "If you squint and close your eyes reeeeeeally tight your wish will come true."

During Sunday School, I showed a picture of an elderly Caucasian man named Brigham Young and asked, "who is this?"  What was the most popular answer among the 6-year-olds? Barack Obama.

B has a friend sleeping over tonight.  We had shrimp, peas and bananas for dinner and homemade chocolate chip cookies as a treat.  Of course, you only get the treat if you finish your dinner and B's friend doesn't like peas. B & L were encouraging this friend to eat his peas, and as he hesitantly began eating peas one-by-one we all started cheering.  L, gets caught up in the moment, and begins stuffing his peas by the handful into her mouth.  Boy does she love attention.  It was hilarious.